Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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