Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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