Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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