She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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