He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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