we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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