Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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