Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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