I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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