Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Randomize
