Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I think I died a long time ago.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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