i barfeds in our rink
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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