was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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