chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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