You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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