I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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