Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
