"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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