Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
My penis needs a shock collar
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
that is very illegal...i love you.
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