At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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