It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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