Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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