Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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