I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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