We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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