Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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