i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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