I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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