Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
