dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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