I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Life is so much better after having sex.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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