yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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