i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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