Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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