found the other keg... it's in the tree
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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