There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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