If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
the raccoons are back...
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