he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
