You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
