Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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