Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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