Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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