So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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