windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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