Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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