Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
This baby is an asshole
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
