i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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