Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
wow bdsm is so cute
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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