So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think your dad took our porno
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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