no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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