she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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