yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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