Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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