Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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